Wynkoop to release Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout (no joke)

Discussion in 'US - Mountain' started by wagenvolks, Oct 1, 2012.

  1. wagenvolks Member

    Location:
    Texas
    http://blogs.denverpost.com/beer/2012/10/01/joke-wynkoop-brews-rocky-mountain-oyster-stout/6330/
    Looks like it will be making an appearance at GABF this year.

    Can't wait for the ISO posts...

    ISO: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout; FT: My left nut!
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  2. robinsmv Member

    Location:
    Florida
    And here I always thought that bull balls would go better with the flavor profile of a Gose
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  3. cmmcdonn Member

    Location:
    Virginia
    I was just about to issue a "WTF?" as to why testicles were an ingredient in an oyster stout. Good thing I clicked on the article. :oops:
  4. MaxSpang Member

    Location:
    Ohio
    It takes a lot of balls to brew a beer like that.
  5. jivex5k Member

    Location:
    Florida
    LOL
    That's.....interesting.
  6. Todd BA Founder

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    More from today's press release:
    Here's a pic of them preparing the testicles ...
    [IMG]

    Blog post for even more info:
    http://www.wynkoop.com/beer-blog/item/150-wynkoop-to-release-ballsiest-beer-ever
  7. wagenvolks Member

    Location:
    Texas
    all i could read from that was 'meaty loads'...:oops:
  8. Domingo Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    They're lucky they have Marty Jones as their pitchman. This one...I just don't think I can...
  9. PaulB Member

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    Just tell your fellow tickers it's a Nut Brown Ale
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  10. oldp0rt Keeper of Bad Traders

    Location:
    Quebec (Canada)
    That's a great idea... I have a skunk invasion at my place, I can just catch them, put them in the blender and use them for home brewing..
  11. SFACRKnight Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    Swallow...?
    Really, how many people have had mikkeller beer geek brunch weasel? If I can drink weasel shit I'm pretty sure this won't be an issue either.
  12. gestyr Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    I am not sure I have the balls to try this. :)
  13. joshclauss Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    I bet it wins gold in experimental.
  14. knucks999 Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    Oh man, you're probably so right, that's hilarious. I just hope it's been sold before the GABF deadline, or else it's not admissible.
  15. SalukiAlum Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    I bet I try some!!
  16. joshclauss Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    @Saluki, that was a forgone conclusion what with your known love of balls. I mean, who among us HASN'T been to a tasting where the mic gets passed to Saluki for his thoughts, and he just proclaims - apropos of nothing aside from his unwavering dedication to all things testicular - "I love balls!"
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  17. Slatetank Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    I would be interested since the testicles are sterile (from boiling)
  18. VegasBeerMan Member

    Location:
    Nevada
    If that's what you need to tell yourself to swallow this whole, go ahead. Maybe, if you hold the bottle from the bottom and give it a little tickle, it'll be great...
    The only meat I might like in my Beer is Bacon. Too bad Baller Stout was already taken.
  19. MileHighShooter Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    Yes it does! Apparently, it takes 3 per barrel! lol
  20. southdenverhoo Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    some days, more than others, I remember what my dear old pappy told me, back in '65 I believe it was. During the "birds and bees" talk I believe.

    "Son, just because you can do something doesn't mean you should do it, do you understand?"
  21. MartyJones12 Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    It's great seeing these comments, I hope you nuts will stop by and give our Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout a try at GABF or Wynkoop. We would never steer you wrong.
  22. dauss Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    You guys could have called the beer "Tea Bag"
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  23. joshclauss Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    "Steer"? I see what you did there...
  24. tacosandbeer Member

    Location:
    Colorado
  25. Mebuzzard Member

    Location:
    Colorado
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  26. Domingo Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    Belgorado kicks ass. Not too sure about the stout even if it isn't that bad.
  27. Mebuzzard Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    You're just nuts

    :confused: Hey-O!
  28. tacosandbeer Member

    Location:
    Colorado
    That was short-lived. BeerJobber is no more.

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