Which craft breweries need to shrink?

Discussion in 'Beer Talk' started by otispdriftwood, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. otispdriftwood Member

    Location:
    New York
    We've all seen the threads about this brewery needs to expand or that brewery needs to add states to its distribution. Now it's time for the polar opposite. Read the title - no BMC breweries [because they ALL need to shrink.]

    I'll start with Rogue.
  2. Treebs Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    None of them.

    Also, Rogue doesn't need to shrink. It just needs to stop brewing stupid fucking beer.
  3. evilc Member

    Location:
    California
    Alpine. I want it to go back to where dipshit bottleshops from the Bay Area weren't sending mules down to clean them out.
  4. Dannywhitewash Member

    Location:
    Ohio
    dogfish head. I'll probably get mulled for saying that..
  5. otispdriftwood Member

    Location:
    New York
    You mean you don't care for a beer brewed with pages from a novel?
  6. crusian Member

    Location:
    Texas
    Oh man, so many to choose from.
    Go to local craft beer store. Close eyes... Point. Chances are pretty good you will hit one that makes mediocre beer and needs to shrink. There are plenty of good ones... But more not so good ones.
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  7. Treebs Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    I'd rather have a 6th barrel of anything White Birch or Indian Wells.
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  8. I agree. I don't want anyone to shrink (although I wouldn't mind seeing BMC's market share shrink), but it seems like Rogue is getting a bit silly. There is a bit of a trend among homebrewers to identify something they like in the food world and try to throw it in beer, with a very limited success rate. It kind of seems like Rogue is doing something similar. I'm all for experimentation, but if no one has put pickled cauliflower or crushed up butterfinger bars into beer before, it's unlikely that it's going to be good.
  9. crusian Member

    Location:
    Texas
    Lol.
  10. tjensen3618 Member

    Location:
    California
    Indian Wells is one I could get behind, taking up valuable craft beer space at Whole Foods.

    Same with the garbage Bevmo house beers, Hermitage, Coastal Fog, etc.
    Also, Bayhawk and all their contract beers can go away.
  11. Hanzo Member

    Location:
    Virginia
    So this is basically a "what brewery do you dislike" thread?
  12. Cugabuh Member

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    I came into this topic to post the exact same thing. Between the TV show and mass distribution, I think the expansion has gotten to their heads. Some of their beers are just ridiculous nowadays...
  13. sandiego67 Member

    Location:
    California
    It seems odd that a well established brewer like Alpine couldn't rustle up $3 million last year from private investors for expansion but there are literally dozens of start-ups flooding the Southern California market right now with money from somewhere.
  14. mixed_master7 Member

    Location:
    Florida
    Hit that one on the head...
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  15. stabbingcontest Member

    Location:
    Massachusetts
    why would you want any brewery to "shrink"? i would like to hear some well constructed arguments for this that are not selfish or based on "i dont like them." something strong enough to justify financial failure and hardship on the employees and their families.
  16. sandiego67 Member

    Location:
    California
    1. Expanded brewery skimps on ingredients, product suffers. "The beer sucks but there sure is a lot of it".
    2. Expanded brewery takes up more shelf space resulting in less shelf space for other quality brews.
    3. Expanded brewery takes on too much debt, collapses under financial pressures causing hardships to vendors, lenders, partners, etc.
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  17. jhartley Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Exactly my thoughts.
  18. gtermi Member

    Location:
    Texas
    That sums it up right there. NO breweries should shrink
  19. Dannywhitewash Member

    Location:
    Ohio
    Or 'beard yeast'...
  20. Eriktheipaman Member

    Location:
    California
    Sounds semi negative so the way I'll look at it is what needs to shrink because of freshness issues. To me it ALWAYS seems hoppy stuff from Founders and Ballast Point are out of date. So it would be nice for some breweries to cut their distro on some hoppy beers.
  21. otispdriftwood Member

    Location:
    New York
    Not to mention....yeah I forgot about that one. Thanx a bunch.
  22. darknova306 Member

    Location:
    New York
    Any brewery that sells less beer than it produces should probably shrink. Any brewery that sells out of its beer before it's even brewed should probably expand. It depends on where they want the business to go. *shrug*
  23. GeckoPunk Member

    Location:
    Connecticut
    The Alchemist... They ship to Burlington, South Burlington, Winooski, Richmond, Shelburne, Stowe, Waterbury, Montpelier, Warren, and Waitsfield... They've seriously outstepped their boundaries! :rolleyes:

    Do you sense any acrimony in that statement? I hope not... It was only sarcasm... :p
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  24. afrokaze Member

    Location:
    California
    All of these pseudo craft beers contract brewed by the same breweries under different names that are taking away legit shelf space in supermarkets. that's where the most impact is made at retail and I hate seeing stuff by Double Take, Coastal Fog, Tied House, et al in place of good local beer.
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  25. Skoallrebel Member

    Inbev, MillerCoors and Heineken International. They want a monopoly. They want the entire world beer market all to themselves.
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  26. fmccormi Member

    Location:
    New York
    How about a better question: what brewery would you like to see experience more turn over of stock on the shelves?

    Because I love Dogfish, Stone, and Lagunitas, but despite there being SHITLOADS of it on the shelf in my local market, I can hardly ever find their stuff particularly fresh. If they sell so much, why doesn't it move faster?
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  27. fmccormi Member

    Location:
    New York
    And before anyone says "well maybe you should buy more of it" the fact of the matter is I'd rather spend my money on something I feel is fresher or newer (i.e., seasonal releases and such) than on two-and-a-half-month-old Stone IPA, DFH 60 Minute, or Lagunitas IPA.
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  28. creepinjeeper Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    No offense, that almost sounds like AB/InBev . . . ;)
  29. bebbcorp Member

    Location:
    Kansas
    None. Supply and demand will shrink those that need shrank and grow those that need to grow. The economy's natural selection.
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  30. RobertColianni Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Dogfish Head needs to just go away. The only thing that interests me is when BA goes there to brew...like this morning.
  31. FatBoyGotSwagger Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Whats wrong with DFH. Besides your opinoin..?

    and rogue is overpriced. thats all.
  32. GeckoPunk Member

    Location:
    Connecticut
    I second this quote.
    Please elucidate the reasoning behind your assertion...
  33. RichardMNixon Member

    Location:
    Delaware
    Westvleteren. Darn greedy monks selling beer by the case. What's this world coming to?
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  34. GeckoPunk Member

    Location:
    Connecticut
    Haha... I'm remember this the next time I buy a case of Westvleteren to save a single just for you. ;)
  35. FatBoyGotSwagger Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    To pave the way for basic pale ales and one dimensional IPAs.
  36. RobertColianni Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Their bogus price tags for experimental beer that sucks, their pretentious nature, their lack of commitment to their original powerhouse brews in order to make room for these hippy juice beers, need I go on?
  37. FatBoyGotSwagger Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Who buys the dumb ass DFH releases? not me and hopefully not you. There is a thin line between novelty and absurdity that DFH walks. They have about a dozen killer ales to try before you venture into the unknown..
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  38. Danny1217 Member

    Location:
    Florida
    DFH does ridiculous things, but at least they haven't brewed a beard ale or anything with paper in it. I still love them.

    Breweries that need to shrink, first thing that comes to mind is Magic Hat. They just aren't that good and take up shelf space and make bars think they have a craft offering since they have Magic Hat No. 9 on tap.
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  39. GeckoPunk Member

    Location:
    Connecticut
    Granted, I don't always buy the "dumb ass DFH releases", however, I must ask.... Why is it that people homebrew? Is it mainly to buy "beer kits" that are designed to taste just like some other beer you've already had before? Sure... perhaps that's true, but you know what? Maybe there are people want to create something different, something they've never experienced before... Something that inspires real creativity and ingenuity.

    I'd much rather a brewery instill a passion in devising innovative beers that motivate you to strive to construct your perfect beer. I can honestly say that even though I've had the pleasure of my "dozen killer ales", I have yet to formulate my own beer that nobody else has made, and is the pinnacle of my unique taste.

    If you're one of those who aren't willing to cross the line and outstep your bounds, how will you ever know what exotic and remarkable brews you've never tasted?

    This is why there are so many types of beer in the world. I honestly believe that each person has their own perspective of what the "perfect beer" is. Although you may not like all the "novelty and absurdity" beers DFH has to offer, you may just not have found your "perfect beer".

    ...And if you have, keep drinking whatever you've been conditioned to drink. There's no sense in knocking down a company who is willing to venture into something you're not comfortable with.

    If it weren't for breweries like Dogfish Head, people would have never experimented with anything at all, may it be (hops, orange or lemon peel, coriander, nutmeg, chocolate, coffee, etc... and the list goes on.)
  40. jar66su Member

    Location:
    Virginia
    remember what #9 tasted like back around 2000? what happened?

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