Recommend some very thick imperial stouts

I once watched a guy try to rinse his glass after enjoying a taste of Marshal Zhukov in line at last year's KBS Day. After the third rinse from a bottle of water the clear glass still had a brown tint to it.

Marshall Zhukov aka MZ

I mix motor oil and concrete with speedway stout. You have to chew it but its AMAZING!

The Abyss.

Havent had the DFH but out of the other three, Oskar Blues is far and away the thickest. Mephistopheles is damn good though...

How much does a bottle of MZ run you?

I have just started to get into RIS and really enjoy ten fidy. Any of these going to be similar, readily available in Florida, and not set me back $15 for a four pack?

That last ones I bought at Whole Foods were $11.99 each I believe.

Olde Hickory Event Horizon
coats your glass with bourbon goodness

Founders Imperial Stout
CCB Moat Water
Abyss
MZ

I recall Avery's The Czar being quite thick....but not as thick as Mephastophales. I'm pretty sure you could run a car or small dump truck with that stuff. Still very good though.

All of the Blackwater series stouts are real thick, as well as most of Evil Twin's stouts especially IBB. Guiness is thick too.

Zhukov in a landslide.

Is that a Tobias Funke quote?

I'm not sure. I had to Google who that was but thank you for reminding me I need to finally start watching that show.

Ten Fidy with a couple years on it.

Old Raspy, Narwhal too.

Cara de luna, if anyone else has had this, please let me know where you found it.

Any of CCB's imperial or sweet stouts

Big Bad Baptist also struck me as super thick (and super awesome)

Apple Brandy Hunuapu, Black Tuesday, BCBS Rare, Ten Fidy are the thickest beers that I've enjoyed. Dark Lord & Darkness are rich as hell but not so tasty to me.

Marshall Z
Ten Fidy
Storm King

central waters stouts

Just had an almost 2 year old UNO from Dragoon Brewing here in Tucson at an Arizona Beer Week event, like loverly motor oil, sweet and thick - this one is perfect.

Goose Island Bourbon County Stout, Surly Darkness, Founders Kentucky Breakfast Stout, Mikkeller Beer Geek Breakfast, Mikkeller Beek Hop Breakfast. Dark Horse Plead the 5th, & Weyerbacher Tiny.

Ha, was gonna post this actually.

Really need to get my hands on some Zhukov it seems, sounds right up my alley.

All of the above & I would throw Narwal in that mix, it's a chewer but very tasty.

2010 Dark Lord
Lost Abbey Deliverance - remember it having an amazing mouthfeel
Hunahpu - stained my glass.

Speedway Stout from AleSmith. The best imperial stout brewed today.

Laika from Straight To Ale in Huntsville. Wonderful stuff.

Otter Creek Imp Stout is thick flavorful stout,just picked it up 4/$12 10% 65ibu,will buy again

Avery Mephistopheles. Thick, dark, and goes down easy.

The thickest I can remember is Dark Lord, which isn't year round, but damn it is thick

bcs get em , bcs coffee was actually motor oil, had my stomach pumped,

Mokah is quite thick. The first time I had it I thought it was liquid chocolate cake.

Of the ones I've had, and as noted by others as well:
1. Marshal Zhukov
2. Alesmith Speedway
3. Bells Expedition
4. Ten Fidy

Abyss, Mephistopheles, FW 14 (technically strong ale), Serpent's stout are all notably thick too...

An amazing stout....very thick!

Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout.
Great Divide Yeti Imperial Stout.
Southern Tier Choklat Imperial Stout.

Dude, that's just wrong.

It is a great show, the original comment could have been taken a different way, which is something Tobias is notorious for. I mean no personal insult by it, just struck me as funny.

Parabola has a very nice thick body to it and is one amazing beer in general!!!

brooklyn choc. stout.....real thick...10% ...hell yeah