Porch Destroyer BIF Hints and Hauls

Discussion in 'Beer It Forward' started by EgadBananas, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. MexicanSkittel Member

    Location:
    California
    You killed it!
    I am super excited to go hunting again. I've got about 100oz set aside. My local ups store is gonna shit when I ship.
    Let's keep this rolling hard.

    Also is there a master list to see who all is involved? Could help research.
  2. Summer78 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    I like that I'm not the only one setting beer aside already. I have a solid 150+ earmarked, but that's due to change for freshness' sake.
  3. Andygirl Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    I've got things labeled "BIF DO NOT USE". Needed when the spouse drinks and 7 of his buddies come over for poker. You never know what might get opened, and then worse, not drank. :eek:
  4. duceswild Member

    Location:
    Maryland
    I've been putting items aside to, though would like to include some local IPAs that I hope will be available come my turn :)
  5. c64person Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    Yeah that's my problem, I keep getting all the great IPA's right now but don't want to sit on them for months for this to play out, just going to have to find new tasty delicious ones when the time comes!
  6. JM03 Member

    Location:
    Ohio
    I'm going to buy some stock in FedEx. Their profits are going to skyrocket in result of this BIF.
  7. kmello69 Member

    Location:
    Texas
    I have about 150-200 oz put aside already, but the list is subject to change at any time. Good times!
  8. DocBrewsky Member

    Location:
    California
    Anyone else dying for some hints?!
  9. wyatt13 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    The more I think about it, the more I like Evan's idea of including a non-beer-related surprise in our boxes. Whether it's some locally roasted coffee, maple syrup, hot sauce, or whatever, I think it's an awesome touch!

    As for me, my lucky (?) target may be receiving a bottle of Jeppson's Malört :eek: . From the bottle: "During almost 60 years of American distribution, we found only 1 out of 49 men will drink Jeppson Malort. During the lifetime of our founder, Carl Jeppson was apt to say, 'My Malort is produced for that unique group of drinkers who disdain light flavor or neutral spirits.'"
  10. kmello69 Member

    Location:
    Texas
    I had no idea what that was, and had to look it up. Don't know what to make of it when their own web site says "Don't worry, we wont spam you - drinking Jeppson's is punishment enough." :eek:
  11. TysonA Member

    Location:
    Washington
    As the excitement continues another 75 oz got secured today...
  12. kmello69 Member

    Location:
    Texas
    The waiting is the hardest part......
  13. ALitteral Member

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    I have a couple vacations planned throughout the year so I'm hoping its my turn to ship directly after one of the trips... Philly distro plus either a haul from San Diego or Vermont depending on the time of year.
  14. HomeBrewed Member

    Location:
    Minnesota
    I have pretty much everything I need already...so anything I pick up (I travel all over the country for work) is a bonus my target will surely enjoy. :D
  15. wyatt13 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    I am hoping to load up on some regional goodies in upcoming travels as well. Next week I'll be in Tampa for my Spring break before heading home to Wisconsin to spend Easter with my parents. A wheel of cheese may also have to be acquired...
  16. MegDuf32 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    I've got my potential target narrowed down to three, with the inital 150oz packed and ready. This regional snack thing im going to have to work on. : )
  17. c64person Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    Oh, any hints yet?
  18. MegDuf32 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Target has been picked.

    Hint #1: They have an avatar.
  19. JM03 Member

    Location:
    Ohio
    Yess!!
  20. imfrommichigan Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    After Egad's first box someone BETTER remind me when there's a version 2.0. I would love to fuck up someone's porch!
  21. kmello69 Member

    Location:
    Texas
    I'm still in! :)
  22. TysonA Member

    Location:
    Washington
    As my avatar would say "I am still alive"
  23. c64person Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    Woohoo still in on this one!
  24. DocBrewsky Member

    Location:
    California
    Woohoo! I'm still in it!!

    A wheel of cheese?! Most excellent!
  25. c64person Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    That would be the real porch destroyer right there, a giant box of beer AND a wheel of delicious cheese, my god man, its almost too much for my brain to handle right now!
  26. MexicanSkittel Member

    Location:
    California
    I've got an avatar
  27. DocBrewsky Member

    Location:
    California
    If that cheese ends up on my porch, YOU Sir just earned yourself half of it!
  28. wyatt13 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Not only will I destroy someone's porch, but I may destroy their colon too!
  29. DocBrewsky Member

    Location:
    California
    Still dying for hints!

    "Are we there yet?! Are we there yet!? Are we here yeeeeet!?....."
  30. c64person Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    Ahh, but having my colon destroyed for a week is a'ok when it comes to delicious cheese!
  31. MegDuf32 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Hint #2: My target is a make member of the species.
  32. MegDuf32 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Male*. Haha no more hints while drinking.
  33. c64person Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    Wait a minute... aren't you the only female in this BIF?
  34. DocBrewsky Member

    Location:
    California
    I totally have a "Y" Chromosome! Haha
  35. MegDuf32 Member

    Location:
    Illinois
    Nope, there's more than one female. And I need to keep my hints obscure until im closer to shipping.
  36. DocBrewsky Member

    Location:
    California
    Hmm fair enough...We'll be here...waiting until that time...
  37. Andygirl Member

    Location:
    Michigan
    No, she's not :) Who would think two girl BAs in one BIF?! Must be a record ;)
  38. MexicanSkittel Member

    Location:
    California
    Question for all...?
    Dietary restrictions from anyone? Vegan? Vegitarian?
  39. lymph Member

    Location:
    California
    I am vegetarian, but by looking at your avatar, the odds of you shipping to me is close to nil. But for everyone else's info, I am veg, though if sent non-veg items, they will find a good home in he bellies of members of my tasting group.
  40. JM03 Member

    Location:
    Ohio
    I eat anything and everything.

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