Official Drink a PNW Beer and Write a Haiku Thread ... #1

77 Select is out?
Did not really care for
The vintage last year

Anacortes IPA had
This many times current batch very
Piney hops are good

A BA gifted
Water down interurban
Is nothing special

But still thank you jeff
A selfless gift, IOU
Will repay fo sho

The Knowledge I seek
It is in my goblet now
Naked City earns props

Seizoen Bretta mmm...
Oh so sexy, oh so hot
Will next brew top it?

Pint of Hop Diggity
Port Townsend I am sad that
Strangebrew I missed

I was given Knowledge
Earlier yesterday evening
Naked City knows beer

Naked City not given
Enough love by us Puget
Sound beer geeks rare stuff

Naked City no bottle
So Eastcoasters cannot hype
The beer they cannot drink

Chilling a Cascade
Will be a sour Monday
I have excite feels

Peche N Bretta
You are what dreams are made of
In search, oaked bretta

Keyes Know of
Glad you made it out
Thanks for service

Speaking of old ales
The Drunkle from Seven Brides
Is their best one yet

Don't think previous
Threads were shut down because of
Haikus --- Just bad ones.

Strangebrew Port Townsend
Fremont Dark Mounds oh so good
No squid ink for me

What's Fremont Dark Mounds?
Have thoughts of an Almond Joy
But made into beer

Almond Joy has nuts,
Mounds don't. Almond Joy has nuts,
Mounds don't. End haiku

Last weekend, out with
my friends at the Noble Fir.
On tap I found some

Mephistopheles.
My boner was fast killed by
Intoxication.

"How did you know I
Wanted Mephistopheles?"
"Because the boner"

Why is Descender
Such a tasty IPA?
Oh yeah, Oregon

Cantillon haul leaked
So had to drink this one now
BeerAdvocate life

Our first world problems
I have to drink Cantillon
My life is so hard

I do not complain
I know that I am quite blessed
Cascade waits for me

when $14 left my wallet , I cried
for Rogue's Voodoo Maple Bacon Donut , I tried
hmm this is good beer , I lied

"No one waits for me.
Open up the candy shop"
Yours Truly, Cascade

Baby Perfect Storm
Now known as M O A S
Good but needs barrels

Darkness consumes us
The Abyss leaves all others
Blind, def, & stupid

Officially out
Of amazing elixers
Damn empty wallet

Wow it is cold here
Worth it to find some good beer
Bringin' home some 3 K.

My first Haiku?!

What a Haiku be
I see lines of three
Now I must pee from too much brewski

First line must be 5
Syllables for 2: seven
Last line: also 5

You should write a book
Haiku for dumbies, my friend
A master you are sir

I hate to tell you
Cantillon is in Belgium
Fail at your own thread

I thought I explained!
The Cascade is just waiting
For the right moment

I don't read these posts
Only look at the pictures
Words are for nerds, bro

Haiku write themselves
Master becomes the servant
Fine brews clear the path

Grabbed a bottle
Yesterday should I drink soon
Or wait for a time

It's wonderful fresh
Whether age will help or not
Only time will tell

Having said all that
If your bank account allows
I'd buy two bottles

Drink soon dear BA
For it's flavor is mellow
Age will do little

Oaked Bretta I seek
Its location eludes me
Info can you leak?

It is really good
Gushes a bit when opened
Have your glass ready