Official Drink a PNW Beer and Write a Haiku Thread ... #1

Discussion in 'US - Northwest' started by ehammond1, Jan 27, 2013.

  1. distantmantra Member

    Location:
    Washington
    77 Select is out?
    Did not really care for
    The vintage last year
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  2. beertunes Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Anacortes IPA had
    This many times current batch very
    Piney hops are good
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  3. KiMiRaiK Member

    Location:
    Washington
    A BA gifted
    Water down interurban
    Is nothing special

    But still thank you jeff
    A selfless gift, IOU
    Will repay fo sho
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  4. beertunes Member

    Location:
    Washington
    The Knowledge I seek
    It is in my goblet now
    Naked City earns props
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  5. KiMiRaiK Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Seizoen Bretta mmm...
    Oh so sexy, oh so hot
    Will next brew top it?
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  6. beertunes Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Pint of Hop Diggity
    Port Townsend I am sad that
    Strangebrew I missed
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  7. distantmantra Member

    Location:
    Washington
    I was given Knowledge
    Earlier yesterday evening
    Naked City knows beer
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  8. beertunes Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Naked City not given
    Enough love by us Puget
    Sound beer geeks rare stuff
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  9. distantmantra Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Naked City no bottle
    So Eastcoasters cannot hype
    The beer they cannot drink
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  10. ehammond1 Member

    Location:
    California
    Chilling a Cascade
    Will be a sour Monday
    I have excite feels
  11. KiMiRaiK Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Peche N Bretta
    You are what dreams are made of
    In search, oaked bretta
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  12. No1Smitty Member

    Location:
    California
    Keyes Know of
    Glad you made it out
    Thanks for service
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  13. Lazerlobe Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Speaking of old ales
    The Drunkle from Seven Brides
    Is their best one yet
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  14. BuckeyeOne Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Don't think previous
    Threads were shut down because of
    Haikus --- Just bad ones.
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  15. mv945 Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Strangebrew Port Townsend
    Fremont Dark Mounds oh so good
    No squid ink for me
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  16. ehammond1 Member

    Location:
    California
    What's Fremont Dark Mounds?
    Have thoughts of an Almond Joy
    But made into beer
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  17. draheim Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Almond Joy has nuts,
    Mounds don't. Almond Joy has nuts,
    Mounds don't. End haiku
  18. duketheredeemer Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Last weekend, out with
    my friends at the Noble Fir.
    On tap I found some

    Mephistopheles.
    My boner was fast killed by
    Intoxication.
  19. podunkparte Member

    Location:
    Washington
    "How did you know I
    Wanted Mephistopheles?"
    "Because the boner"
  20. Lazerlobe Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Why is Descender
    Such a tasty IPA?
    Oh yeah, Oregon
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  21. ehammond1 Member

    Location:
    California
    Cantillon haul leaked
    So had to drink this one now
    BeerAdvocate life
    [IMG]
  22. podunkparte Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Our first world problems
    I have to drink Cantillon
    My life is so hard

    ;)
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  23. ehammond1 Member

    Location:
    California
    I do not complain
    I know that I am quite blessed
    Cascade waits for me

    :)
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  24. when $14 left my wallet , I cried
    for Rogue's Voodoo Maple Bacon Donut , I tried
    hmm this is good beer , I lied
  25. libbey Member

    Location:
    Washington

    "No one waits for me.
    Open up the candy shop"
    Yours Truly, Cascade
  26. podunkparte Member

    Location:
    Washington
    [IMG]

    Baby Perfect Storm
    Now known as M O A S
    Good but needs barrels
  27. KiMiRaiK Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Darkness consumes us
    The Abyss leaves all others
    Blind, def, & stupid

    Officially out
    Of amazing elixers
    Damn empty wallet
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  28. HuskyinPDX Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Wow it is cold here
    Worth it to find some good beer
    Bringin' home some 3 K.

    My first Haiku?! :)
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  29. Dogfishipas Member

    Location:
    Washington
    What a Haiku be
    I see lines of three
    Now I must pee from too much brewski
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  30. podunkparte Member

    Location:
    Washington
    First line must be 5
    Syllables for 2: seven
    Last line: also 5
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  31. draheim Member

    Location:
    Washington
  32. KiMiRaiK Member

    Location:
    Washington
    You should write a book
    Haiku for dumbies, my friend
    A master you are sir
  33. FalconA Member

    Location:
    Washington
    I hate to tell you
    Cantillon is in Belgium
    Fail at your own thread

    ;)
  34. ehammond1 Member

    Location:
    California
    I thought I explained!
    The Cascade is just waiting
    For the right moment
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  35. FalconA Member

    Location:
    Washington
    I don't read these posts
    Only look at the pictures
    Words are for nerds, bro
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  36. draheim Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Haiku write themselves
    Master becomes the servant
    Fine brews clear the path
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  37. beertunes Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Grabbed a bottle
    Yesterday should I drink soon
    Or wait for a time
  38. draheim Member

    Location:
    Washington
    It's wonderful fresh
    Whether age will help or not
    Only time will tell

    Having said all that
    If your bank account allows
    I'd buy two bottles
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  39. KiMiRaiK Member

    Location:
    Washington
    Drink soon dear BA
    For it's flavor is mellow
    Age will do little

    Oaked Bretta I seek
    Its location eludes me
    Info can you leak?
  40. Shmeal Member

    Location:
    Oregon
    It is really good
    Gushes a bit when opened
    Have your glass ready

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