Frozen Beer (fantasy hockey) Trash Talk and Potential Hauls

Talk trash, or do whatever here.

Top 3 will win, and DO NOT have to ship (unless they choose to trade for any reason). That leaves 8 people who need to ship.
1st place chooses 5 boxes: 1st pick, 2nd pick, 3rd pick, 7th pick, 8th pick
2nd place chooses 2 boxes: 4th pick, 5th pick
3rd place chooses 1 box: 6th pick

The OFFERINGS:

Chrisp450
-BCBS Coffee 2012 - Goose Island
-Belgian Red - New Glarus
-SYX - Surly Syx
-Bolt Cutter - Founders Bolt Cutter
-Abyss - 2012
-GBS - Hardywood Gingerbread Stout
-Ten Fidy (x1)
-Two random Surly's to fill up the 12-bottle shipper!
Also, I will throw in some bonus BCBS/Surly/Other to award some various awards: ie. Most Penalty Minutes, best end of season record, or others!

Merc
-3F Golden Blend
-Bruery Oude Tart
-Captain Lawrence Mother Barrel Select
-Cisco Lady of the Woods
-4 pack of Heady Topper
-Fantome D'Hiver Saison

Shrek806
-Weyerbacher Sour Black
-2010 Surly Smoke
-2011 Jackie O's Oil of Aphrodite
-NG Raspberry Tart
-(2) 2012 BCBS
-6 pack fresh Ithaca Flower Power
-Growler of local in the winners favorite style
-(1) 16oz can of 10 yr old improperly cellared ( in and out of coolers) Bavaria beer
-375ml RR Supplication
imfrommichigan
-Black Note (750ml)
-Parabola 2011
-KBS 09
-BCBS 12
-1 each of '12 KBS, BB Pt5th, BBA Cereal Killer and Imperial Stout from Arcadia.

Retail1Lo
-Marshal Zhukov
-Victory at Sea
-Bourbon County Coffee
-Bolt Cutter

Tugg407
-Bourbon Barrel Big Sound
-Big Sound (Recently added)
-7venth Sun Rum BA Booty Wax
-Cucumber Saison
-Fresh 6/pk of Jai Alai cans
-I'll also add more fresh locals at shipping time.

Vonzipper
-2 x BCBCS
-2 x BCBS Cherry Rye
-Brooklyn BlackOps
-A few other local goodies.

Oddnotion
-2010 Brooklyn Black Ops
-Firestone Walker 14
-Fantome Saison
-2012 Lost Abbey Deliverance
-375ml Girardin Geuze Black Label
-local growler (I am going to try to do a 32oz swing top if possible for shipping purposes) of Kane Head High IPA.

Crawbee
-Cantillon-Iris
-Firestone-Thirteen
-Abyss 11
-Beatification b5
-2010 Older Viscosity
-Bruery Tart of Darkness

Oakedcanuck
-Batch 1 Fantasia
-Cherry Adam from the wood
-Kentucky Dark Star
-HOTD Rose (early batch, sometime in the 90's)
-plus some delicious locals.

Duffman
-Crianza Helena
-Cuvee Des Champions
-Pair of my Hawks season tickets vs. your fav team (if they play in Chicago next year, otherwise we can figure out a game).

Bonus prizes:
6th place wins a growler (courtesy of Merc)
I will pick a few other categories to pay out as well. I'm thinking penalty minutes, and some best month rewards too.

jeez! that set of hawks tickets part from Duffman is nice

I agree. Always wanted to catch a game in Chicago. Hope I get his box.

Man.. Brunner's shootout goal last night should have gotten me 3 million fantasy points. Instead all I get is the SportsCenter top play.

Any reason why power play points count but not short handed?

Short handed will just count as standard goals/assists. Didn't want to have too many more categories. I lumped PP points together, rather than goals and assists just for that reason.

I think the Shots on Goal stat is the most useless stat. Should be removed if possible.

Yeah it probably is... I'm not gonna change things now though, since everyone drafted based on the categories.

I might be willing to revoke my "no selling to rival fans", if the person is a BA I like.

Oh, and I looked at my bottle and I guess it is Cuvee St.-Gilloise and not Cuvee des Champions. Just so there isn't confusion.

What's the difference Duffman?

Looks like different type/amount of hop used based on year.

Oh cool. What's your name in our league?

It would be nice to have a listing of those who have different names for reference.

I agree

Yeah, it was difficult piecing the draft order together, and honestly I don't even remember.

Mine is easy... I think you are all smart enough to figure it out

Mine is pretty easy too. I'm a Hawks fan.

well duff we should drink some beers even though I'm not in on this, well pending you being in the chicago land area not in Germany

I will be back in June for 10 days doing fun things and then getting our wedding certificate. TBD if I will be coming back to Chicago after my 2 weeks in Spain/Italy or if I will be starting a new contract in Germany.

fair enough i'll be on my way back to MN around then but shoot me a BM and we'll maybe grab a drink.

Yo merc! Can you slow your team down just a little bit and give the rest of us a shot? Also, can someone in Texas kick Jamie Benn in his stupid ass and sign a contract already... I could really use that.

Benn and Subban are just hanging out drinking beer right now. Assholes.

2nd place bitches. Hope my weird team can keep it up

2nd to last bitches... I hope that doesn't last.

my is getting kicked in the nards, gotta step it up!

I've gone as high as four and as low as eleven

My goaltenders did a great job of that....everytime one of them plays, they end up giving up 5 goals.

Yeah, well, your team's defense sucks, so they aren't helping me out much!

Dammit Duffman! You done stole Fasth! I woke up this morning with so much confidence switching my goaltenders to just have my dreams crushed. I hope I don't regret not switching last night.

I think about 70% of my team is under performing! Bad start lol but it also doesnt help when recently my bench has been outscoring my starters... gotta work on my GM skills

You're not switching them out every day?

Thank God for the Yahoo Hockey App...a quick 2 minutes everyday makes a big difference.

I use the "Start Active Players" feature under lineup tools on the full web page. It's nice that you can set your lineup weeks in advance.

I do switch them every day... I just happen to choose the wrong guys to put out there on days where most of my team has games apparently... which is why I am blaming my GM skills here

When you live in the future, you can do things like that.

Can you show me the way, masta?

http://goo.gl/maps/OlPFj

FT Ovechkin ISO Heady Topper

That defender's jock is in the rafters after that one... very creative move!

At this point, the person sending Heady is getting ripped off!

That is effin hilarious