"Walked into Brian Zehner's house off Dorchester. Place was loaded with heavy, big stouts, felt unsafe. Living room reeked of booze and had a weird, yeasty smell. Saw bottle caps strewn everywhere. Heard sinister laughter from upstairs, there was some person in a large blue furry suit doing unspeakable things to a bottle of beer. Left immediately. 1/5 stars."