Totally Naked - New Glarus Brewing Company

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487 Ratings
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rAvg: 3.64
pDev: 15.66%
Reviews: 241
Hads: 246

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Brewed by:
New Glarus Brewing Company visit their website
Wisconsin, United States

Style | ABV
American Pale Lager |  4.25% ABV

Availability: Rotating. bottle (233), on-tap (8)

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Reviews by Chaney:
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Chaney

District of Columbia

3.68/5  rDev +1.1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

This was sent to me by BeerFMAndy. Thanks Andy!

Only 80% here on BA and still in the top 30 in its style class. Not a popular style, for sure.

Served in a shaped-glass.

A: After a rather vicious pour, I summoned up a good 1.5 finger head or so, solid white in color and clumpy in texture. The liquid was damn near straw color with a slight chill haze.

S: Sweet puffs of barley and yeast, delightfully fragrant, and without much bitterness so far.

T: Extremely mild in its flavor profile, but that was kinda what they were going for here anyway. Fresh filtered water, mild barley component, and VERY subtle sweetness.

M: This one just goes right through ya. Damn! It didn't sit on me heavy at all, maybe part of that was the very spritzy carbonation bill. Lots of air here!

O: Nothing earth shattering, just a really nice flagship, standard line-up brew by a truly great brewery.

Serving type: bottle

12-03-2012 23:27:30 | More by Chaney
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Photekut

Azerbaijan

3.25/5  rDev -10.7%

05-19-2013 01:07:46 | More by Photekut
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2.5/5  rDev -31.3%

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SrMonkey

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2.75/5  rDev -24.5%

05-18-2013 15:40:04 | More by SrMonkey
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05-18-2013 12:52:47 | More by AmandaSchaefer
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StoughtonGuy

Wisconsin

3/5  rDev -17.6%

05-18-2013 03:13:03 | More by StoughtonGuy
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kylehay2004

Florida

3.78/5  rDev +3.8%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Clear light golden body with minimal head and lacing. Fairly strong pale malt, barely and grain base with cracker and light honey presence. Nice hop complexity with sweet corn, honey for flavor which is a lot less malty than the aroma forboded. Light body and moderate carbonation and crisp finish.

Serving type: bottle

05-17-2013 00:15:26 | More by kylehay2004
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nickfl

Florida

3.51/5  rDev -3.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

A - Pours with one finger of white foam on top of a clear, straw colored body. The head sticks around for a while and leaves nice lace on the glass.

S - Musty, herbal hop aroma with some grainy malt.

T - Clean, mild malt with light hop presence and little else.

M - Mdium body, moderate carbonation, and a well balanced finish.

D - Nicely done, it is very well balanced and drinkable.

Serving type: bottle

05-17-2013 00:15:07 | More by nickfl
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3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

05-17-2013 00:09:12 | More by Lovely85
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05-16-2013 01:28:32 | More by anticipation23
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ABO2012

Illinois

4.5/5  rDev +23.6%

05-13-2013 12:20:51 | More by ABO2012
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WolfsbaneBloom

Illinois

4.24/5  rDev +16.5%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

Appearance: Pours a crystal clear straw yellow with a fluffy and chunky three fingers of white foam.

Smell: Nice spicy hops and sweet crackery malt backbone. Simple but inviting.

Taste: Follows the nose with a light crackery malt, sharp, spicy hops, some yeast and a bit of tangy lemon. Fairly sweet overall.

Mouthfeel: Light bodied, crisp and clean with a creamy finish.

Overall, this is a straight forward but fantastic pale lager. Light but flavorful, crisp, refreshing and completely satisfying. A great summer session beer. As the label states, "This is beer at it's most basic". In this case, that's a good thing.

Serving type: bottle

05-10-2013 18:49:30 | More by WolfsbaneBloom
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CTJman

Connecticut

3.25/5  rDev -10.7%

05-08-2013 23:33:53 | More by CTJman
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Illinois

3.25/5  rDev -10.7%

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Wisconsin

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4.5/5  rDev +23.6%

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Xochipilli

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Punqbert

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bizzy54

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3/5  rDev -17.6%

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mecummins

Illinois

3.5/5  rDev -3.8%

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TheSSG

Illinois

4.88/5  rDev +34.1%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 5 | feel: 5 | overall: 5

Pours a HUGE, bellowing, dense, white head that has good persistence and laces the glass like crazy. Distinctive noble hop aroma is slightly spicy with a touch of sweetness. Crystal clear, golden hue. Starts off with a touch of floral hops, a touch of spiciness and sweet malt. No building of bitterness, instead the malt takes the wheel and ramps this up into a sizeable, delicious, bready malt backbone. The finish is DECADES of deep, grain and breadiness; it just lasts and lasts. A touch of floral hops will peek through if you let the finish settle.
It even has this wonderful, thick, luscious, silky feel in your mouth. It's not thin, but it's not thick.

Holy hell. This is beyond amazing. Dare I say, "perfect"?
It is EVERYTHING a malt-centric lager should be; delicious, refined, and masterfully balanced. It's, literally, like drinking a loaf of fantastic bread.

I'm a HUGE fan of malt and lagers. This is perfect.
If you're looking to try and expand your palate and experience more malt-centric lagers, this is the PERFECT place to start.

Serving type: bottle

04-06-2013 23:20:22 | More by TheSSG
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